Season 1

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Season 1
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Season
Episodes

1
18
Aired
June 5, 2014 - TBA
Premiere
Finale
TBA
Slogan
"A dream is a wish your penis makes"


This article contains episode summaries for the first season of Once Upon a Penis.

Season Summary[edit | edit source]

On wikia, original episodes of season one started airing on June 5, 2014. The season consists of a total of 18 ordered episodes, of which 15 have aired.

Overview[edit | edit source]

When Rena Charming, your average unhappy young man, makes his way to Fairy Tale Land, he finds himself immersed in a strange new world where fairytale characters come to life... but not in the way he remembered them. A man with a dangerous mission bestowed upon him, Rena does his best to adjust to the odd circumstances that have befallen him, and he finds himself more than happy to do just this. Join him in his adventures in the Embiggened Forest alongside the likes of Cinderali, Pornocchio and the Big Bad Dog, as they all come together with one common purpose: getting that much desired happy ending.

Cast[edit | edit source]

For a breakdown of the characters' appearances, check here.

Starring[edit | edit source]

Recurring Guest Stars[edit | edit source]

Episodes[edit | edit source]

01 "Wish Upon a Penis" 07 "It's Not Easy Being Black" 13 "Got Wood?"
02 "Hungry Like the Dog" 08 "True Love" 14 "The Price of Loyalty"
03 "God Save the Queer" 09 "Twosome of Cuteness" 15 "Heartless"
04 "The Little Whore Maid" 10 "I Woof You" 16 "Prophecy Boy"
05 "Wheel of Misfortune" 11 "The Midass Touch" 17 "TBA"
06 "In Harm's Way" 12 "The Glass Slipper" 18 "TBA"

Wish Upon a Penis[edit | edit source]

See main article: "Wish Upon a Penis"

Original air date: June 5, 2014

Centric character(s): Rena Charming

Plot Synopsis: When Rena Charming, a troubled young man who has been teased his whole life, finds himself in a strange new world, surrounded by tweaked versions of his beloved fairytale characters, he has to adjust to a strange new life and an even stranger new purpose: that of saving the realm from an impending deadly curse.


Hungry Like the Dog[edit | edit source]

See main article: "Hungry Like the Dog"

Original air date: August 9, 2014

Centric character(s): Big Bad Dog

Plot Synopsis: Upon failing to summon Rumpleforeskin to shed some light on all the goings-on, Rena and the Dog set out to the Dark One's castle to get some answers, and do some bonding along the way. Meanwhile, the Queer grows more excited and anxious about casting the curse, and Pornocchio bonds with his fellow prisoner. In flashbacks, we are shown a glimpse of the Dog's romantic life.


God Save the Queer[edit | edit source]

See main article: "God Save the Queer"

Original air date: August 19, 2014

Centric character(s): Evil Queer

Plot Synopsis: Pornocchio and the Ballserina release all of the prisoners of the golden castle, causing a commotion inside its walls, and try to escape with their lives. Meanwhile, the Evil Queer is annoyed by the uproar, and grows weary when he is warned of the presence of someone that could mean his disgrace. In the flashbacks, we learn what drove the Queer to want to cast the curse.


The Little Whore Maid[edit | edit source]

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Original air date: August 28, 2014

Centric character(s): Cinderali

Plot Synopsis: When Blow White is put back to sleep by the Evil Drag Queen, Ali despairs, hoping for a way to save her best friend, so she and Rena are forced to turn to the Dark One again. Meanwhile, Pornocchio meets the group that is determined to take down the Evil Queer, and he tries to come up with a way to contact his friend, the Ballserina. In flashbacks, we are treated to Ali's life before she became a princess and when she lived under the thumb of her wretched stepmother.


Wheel of Misfortune[edit | edit source]

See main article: "Wheel of Misfortune"

Original air date: October 11, 2014

Centric character(s): Rumpleforeskin

Plot Synopsis: Rumpleforeskin realizes that, unless he steps in, Rena Charming will go nowhere in his quest to bring down the Evil Queer, so the Dark One decides the time has come to start coaching him and preparing the champion for battle. However, unbeknownst to our heroes, the creature of darkness has also secretly aligned himself with the Queer. Meanwhile, in flashbacks, we learn how Rumple proposed the idea of a curse to Prince Joshooa.


In Harm's Way[edit | edit source]

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Original air date: February 14, 2015

Centric character(s): Pornocchio

Plot Synopsis: The time comes for the good guys to join their forces and storm the golden castle in order to save the Ballserina, Porn's dear friend, from being executed in public. Meanwhile, in flashbacks, we become aware of the lengths Pornocchio went to, and the friends he met along the way, to search for a cure to give his father.


It's Not Easy Being Black[edit | edit source]

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Original air date: May 9, 2015

Centric character(s): Blow White

Plot Synopsis: Following a heartbreaking tragedy, Pornocchio decides to spend some time with his family to recuperate and keep his sick father company, while the Queer grows anxious when he learns his own father's been taken from the castle. Princess Whorora publically announces her upcoming wedding to Prince Barfing, leading Blow White to become depressed over the rupture of her own wedding to the prince, who was stolen from her. Her best friend Ali tries to cheer her up by encouraging her to do something to make the pain go away, and Blow obviously takes this to mean she must kill Whorora. Meanwhile, in flashbacks, we learn how Blow White went through her transition from dark-skinned prostitute slave to pearly-white princess.


True Love[edit | edit source]

See main article: "True Love"

Original air date: June 17, 2015

Centric character(s): Rena Charming

Plot Synopsis: As Rena Charming continues to practise in order to eventually defeat the Evil Queer, he grows more and more smitten with the lovely Cinderali, who gradually helps to break down his walls. Meanwhile, the Dog has a lot on his bowl with a vicious werewolf hunting him down, and the Boob Fairy is forced to work on the malignant curse. In flashbacks, in a land without magic, Rena realizes that wishes do come true when he meets the woman of his dreams, in true fairytale fashion.


Twosome of Cuteness[edit | edit source]

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Original air date: August 6, 2015

Centric character(s): Hans & Greta Strauss

Plot Synopsis: Rena, Dog and Porn are brought together by imminent danger when the Queer calls upon a ruthless pair of assassins to take down the Savior and his friends.


I Woof You[edit | edit source]

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Original air date: August 22, 2015

Centric character(s): Big Bad Dog

Plot Synopsis: Impatient, the Evil Queer sends his army of golden knights to retrieve his father. This sends our heroes on a mission to escape with their lives, a task that is further complicated by the advances of a blood-thirsty mob, on the hunt for the Big Bad Dog, whose origins are laid out in flashbacks.


The Midass Touch[edit | edit source]

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Original air date: September 20, 2015

Centric character(s): King Midass

Plot Synopsis: As Rena and the Dog set out to Rumpleforeskin's castle once more to get a cure for what ails the fallen King Midass, the latter tries his best to maintain order and peace around the campsite. Meanwhile, the Boob Fairy is forced to work for the Evil Queer, and, in flashbacks, the honorable Midass makes a deal he is soon to regret in order to save his disgraced kingdom.


The Glass Slipper[edit | edit source]

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Original air date: October 12, 2015

Centric character(s): Cinderali

Plot Synopsis: Tired of living in the woods but afraid to go back home should the Evil Queer strike again, Cinderali's friends urge her to visit her ex-husband and reason with him, hoping to dissuade him from pursuing them. Reluctant at first, the kind-hearted princess acquiesces. Meanwhile, the Queer himself adjusts to having his little big sister back in his life, and, in flashbacks, Cinderali makes it to the ball, and the wish her heart made comes true... sort of.


Got Wood?[edit | edit source]

See main article: "Got Wood?"

Original air date: October 12, 2017

Centric character(s): Geppedo & Pornocchio

Plot Synopsis: The Imp has trouble disciplining the Mini-Imp, and Blow White is conflicted over whether or not to go through with the task assigned to her by the Evil Queer. The heroes are more than happy to return to the blue palace, and Cinderali kindly tells Pornocchio his family is allowed to stay with them, which reminds the brave wooden boy that he needs to resume his quest to cure his father of his "disease". Meanwhile, in flashbacks, toy maker Geppedo's life is forever changed when he inadvertently makes a wish on the Boob Star.


The Price of Loyalty[edit | edit source]

See main article: "The Price of Loyalty"

Original air date: November 5, 2017

Centric character(s): Imp

Plot Synopsis: When its beloved master, the Evil Queer, starts to despair over the little details that go into the casting of the Dark Curse, the Imp sets off on its own to learn just exactly what the curse would implicate, by asking Rumpleforeskin to show him a glimpse of life in "Faggy Tail Land". And thus we are transported into a "what if?" reality that shows us what would happen should the curse indeed be cast. Meanwhile, in flashbacks, the Imp sets off on yet another quest, travelling through many realms to get His Faggesty some much-needed moisturizer.


Heartless[edit | edit source]

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Original air date: November 25, 2017

Centric character(s): Fucksman

Plot Synopsis: The heroes are faced with an opportunity to take down the Evil Queer once and for all when the Fucksman manages to sneak out and grant them access to the golden castle, with the intention of getting their help in retrieving his heart. Meanwhile, the Queer himself is still unsure on whether or not he should cast the Dark Curse, and Slutty Red gives the Big Bad Dog an opportunity to explain his side of the story. In flashbacks, we are treated to the Fucksman's origins.


Prophecy Boy[edit | edit source]

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Original air date: TBA

Centric character(s): Boob Fairy & Rumpleforeskin

Plot Synopsis: Cinderali appears to become suspicious of Blow White's shady behavior, while the Evil Queer is unsure of whether or not to actually cast his curse, in the wake of tragedy. Meanwhile, the Boob Fairy decides the time has come to put a stop to the Dark One, which sends her on a quest to determine his undoing, one that parallels a quest the two of them went on together some time before, to find a prophecy about a Savior destined to bring forth the happy endings...


Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • The first season introduces the original main cast of characters: CoyoteDork as the Evil Queer, a malignant homosexual king versed in dark magicks and deadset on casting a powerful curse to transform his land; DeviousPeep as Blow White, a foul-mouthed pearly-white princess who used to be a black-skinned prostitute slave; Jdg98 as Pornocchio, a young wooden boy who dreams of being a real live one, made of flesh and bone; Primadonna Girl as Cinderali, a kind-hearted, beautiful princess who hopes for the better at all times; Renaboss as Rena Charming, our protagonist, who is thrust into the land of fairytales to find that not everything is as it always seemed with these stories as old as time; Rockaboss as the Big Bad Dog, an anthropomorphic dog with a sketchy past who seeks redemption and inclusion; and Villain fan as Rumpleforeskin, a shady dark wizard who manipulates the events of the story, sometimes long before they unfold.